See:
The most provocotive one is available here:
https://www.youtube.com/enhance?video_referrer=watch&v=JcaPcTV778c
FROGS RULE
Many years ago the frogs who lived in Bogtown were very unhappy. Their home was a dirty, smelly, drain surrounded by noxious weeds. They formed a residents action group and demanded the local council build a beautiful swamp with pretty flowers.
Mr Bonk Bonk Frog wanted purple flowers.
Bar Bar Black Sheep liked yellow flowers.
Little Jiminy Cricket wanted to play games all day.
Mr Muddle Puddle from the council said you can not have a swamp, I want a BBQ for cooking grilled frogs legs.
The Mayor, Chief Wiesel Words, decreed frogs are beautiful and rats stink.
Little Missy Princes told her fans, you should not eat frogs legs, they cause flatulation. Rats also flatulate.
A raging battle lasted for many years. Little Missy Princes lead the fight for more and bigger swamps. Mr Muddle Puddle lead the Local Community for Preservation of Heritage BBQs.
Many long and boring meetings with loud and vigorous speeches were held.
Facts slowly disappeared down the gurgler.
The truth became muddled in the puddle.
Every one shouted with glee when the frogs won.
A tribute was given to the frogs who lost a leg to the greedy BBQ
There was three cheers.
Frogs Rule
Frogs Rule
Frogs Rule.
If you go down to whites creek today?
You will discover the wetlands are jumping.
Ethylred Aug 2014
Ted Floyd reciting his poetry at Eco-Annandale 2014 @ Footprints
early draft
DIRTY DANCING
Worship the good soil
With beautiful young virgins
Dancing around the maypole
During the rites of spring
The world needs more plants
Psychedelic flowers
Red, yellow, green and blue
With a wiff of hemp.
Organic farming
Mix compost with dirt
Add smelly manure
Under the full moon.
Be kind to animals
Talk to earthworms
Pat a grub
Hug a centipede.
Pica Pica Pica
Eat gourmet dirt
Tasty podzol, salty solenetz
And spicy red kraznozem.
Smash concrete
Swing a sledge hammer
Throw a stick of gelignite
Jack hammer night and day.
Ethylred
Aug 2014
Dedicated to hard working engineers who believe the environment is a barrier to the spread concrete.
To do loo
“went to the loo today
a very enjoyable event
first a little squirt
then a extravagant blurp
followed by exquisite relief
a meaningful swipe
and a smile from ear to ear.”
Gyrating with Zumba
I am a bit fat
with a little gut
no good on the beach
and swim like a rotund amoeba
Went to the gym
pushed weights
one two three
O’ so boring
Swimming was great
up and down
the Olympic pool
and froze in middle July
My local pub
had a great jazz band
danced all night
suffered all day
What is this Zumba?
wriggle my hips
wave my hands
with a charismic leader
The music was speedy
the girl on my left
the girl on my right
were all so speedy
Girlies rule
I was slow
two steps behind
with the grace of a gyrating amoeba
Where is my pride?
blokes rule
must keep going
more fun than a boring gym.
Ethylred
September 2011
<strong>Then Sings Our Soul </strong>
Went singing today
With the grumbling grannies
The music was great
The songs were great
And our leader was O so great
We sang Jingle Bells
Leaning to the Left
A dry Bing Crosby
And our leader was O soo great
The sopranos were tuneful
The altos melodious
the bass forgetful
And our leader was O sooo great
We sang in Rozelle
Annandale next
Edinbough! here we come
With our leader who is O soooo great
Ethylred
Dec 2010
I Saw the Light
Doctor said
you have DB
take these pills
or you will cease to be
O’o so depressing
I ran out of the room
down the stairs
out of the dark
and into light
I walked home
walked up to the shops
walked down to the park
walked along the bay.
Swam up and down
the cool cool pool
dug my garden
in the cool cool cool
Weight down
happiness up
sugars down
I won
Doctors are O’o so depressing
Ethylred
Feb 2011
<strong>Then Sings Our Soul </strong>
Went singing today
With the grumbling grannies
The music was great
The songs were great
And our leader was O so great
We sang Jingle Bells
Leaning to the Left
A dry Bing Crosby
And our leader was O soo great
The sopranos were tuneful
The altos melodious
the bass forgetful
And our leader was O sooo great
We sang in Rozelle
Annandale next
Edinbough! here we come
With our leader who is O soooo great
Ethylred
Dec 2010
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<strong>Golf in all seasons</strong>
a day in the club by the river
I love to play golf in the rain
wind whistling between my legs
water dripping down my neck
ducks gliding silently on the pond
pelicans meandering over the green
croak, croak, croak
frogs enjoy life in the wet
rivulets of water rush downhill
carrying toxic sprays
grateful worms welcome
clean water from up high
bounce, bounce, bounce
white balls roll along the fairway
plonk, plonk, plonk
they fall into the river
hidden by the red eroded soil
the game of golf continues
ordinary mortals do not know why
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To do loo
“went to the loo today
a very enjoyable event
first a little squirt
then a extravagant blurp
followed by exquisite relief
a meaningful swipe
and a smile from ear to ear.”
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<strong><a href=”http://www.ramin.com.au/annandale/eco-annandale-2010.shtml”>http://www.ramin.com.au/annandale/eco-annandale-2010.shtml</a></strong>
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<strong>Summertime</strong>
It is summertime
The sun is shining
Temperature up
Girlies are on parade
They are so pretty
Short shorts
Long legs
Teeny tops
Bouncing boobs
O! I am getting old
Must go for a beer
Thats better
Where are the sheilas
What a stunning chick
Must chat her up
Jan 2010
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<strong>db walltz</strong>
you will go blind
a leg will be chopped off
a heart attach will get you
a stroke will paralyze you
if you do not stop
it will drop off
obey the db nazi
take three pills on toast
enjoy
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<strong>db shuffle</strong>
push weights
lift logs
dig soils
run miles
swim laps
more muscles
more muscles
less sugar
less sugar
a db nazi
is waiting for you
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<strong>dancing frogs</strong>
frogs a croaking
birds a singing
fish a swimming
kids a educating
cameras clicking
looks good
feels great
must do
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<strong>swinging wetlands</strong>
smidgens of green
splashes of blue
bits of brown
and smudges of grey
an urban wildspace
is coming to get you
ha ha, he he, ha ha.
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<strong>dance them blues away</strong>
move baby move
swing to the right
swing to the left
get in the groove
do the twist
round and round
jive all night
rock all day
shake it all over
dance dance dance
your troubles away
shout shout shout
till you shake
sing sing singh
till you shake
high in the heavens.
Ethylred
dec
2009
Then Sings Our Soul
Went singing today
With the grumbling grannies
The music was great
The songs were great
And our leader was O so great
We sang Jingle Bells
Leaning to the Left
A dry Bing Crosby
And our leader was O soo great
The sopranos were tuneful
The altos melodious
the bass forgetful
And our leader was O sooo great
We sang in Rozelle
Annandale next
Edinbough! here we come
With our leader who is O soooo great
Ethylred
Dec 2010
who knows ted 